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jack Mills 
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Joined: 31 Jan 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 9 |
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 Topic: best funny emailsPosted: 10 May 05 at 9:25am |
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How do you keep a blonde amused for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of a blank piece of paper! |
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bigwavedave
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Posted: 09 May 05 at 10:05pm |
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Nah, I can't put on here what he calls me, they would expell me! You should hear what he calls me when I chase him round the van with a hammer
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Black no sugar
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Posted: 09 May 05 at 8:37pm |
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Dave, is it what your apprentice calls you when you're on his case?? |
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bigwavedave
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Posted: 09 May 05 at 5:18pm |
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Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell. AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day. AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet. AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat. IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family. IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...........they are called managers. |
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Black no sugar
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Joined: 04 Dec 04 Location: Somewhere between Brighton and Lancing Online Status: Offline Posts: 3941 |
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Posted: 07 May 05 at 10:34pm |
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Mike, could you edit your post. There's a full stop at the end of the url, and the browser can't find the page. It's a shame, though, cos it's a good one - if it's not genuine, it's a really good fake More of the same next Friday, with Yahoo Office Attachments!
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Mike278
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Joined: 09 Mar 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 256 |
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Posted: 07 May 05 at 4:01pm |
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Any one who finds caravans annoying should enjoy this: http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/caravan.wmv (It should work now) Edited by Mike278 |
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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Pierre
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Posted: 06 May 05 at 9:34am |
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"Top bombing" as they say! Marvellous....
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hydrographer20
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Posted: 06 May 05 at 9:11am |
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blimey bns ur on a role,
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byte me!- GBR 814
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Black no sugar
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Posted: 06 May 05 at 8:02am |
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Trying to raise the tone here... Now we've got a pretty good idea how dinosaurs went extinct: all is revealed by clicking HERE!
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bigwavedave
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Posted: 05 May 05 at 6:15am |
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Where do you get that brand of beer from?
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