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Black no sugar 
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Joined: 04 Dec 04 Location: Somewhere between Brighton and Lancing Online Status: Offline Posts: 3941 |
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 Topic: Dear DavePosted: 09 Jun 05 at 1:42am |
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BWD: that man is pure gold. I mean it. (how long will the Dear Dave thread be in 2010???) |
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49erGBR735HSC
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Joined: 30 Mar 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1991 |
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Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 12:21pm |
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By that time Dave will have his own chat show and be mega rich, so he can pay all of our boat insurances for us Problem solved with the blonde thing though........ and we are still seeing each other because the hair dye technically isn't blonde hair and she is smarter than me anyway. |
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hurricane
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Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 2:13pm |
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reminds me of a time when a friend picked up the wrong can wen spraying hair silver and painted their hair silver for good lol
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lifes to short to sail slow boats!
RIP Olympic Tornado 1976-2007 |
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hurricane
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Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 2:14pm |
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regarding that story there was a silver spray can for spraying the props from a school play backstage just happened to be next to the hair spray cans
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lifes to short to sail slow boats!
RIP Olympic Tornado 1976-2007 |
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bigwavedave
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Joined: 04 Jun 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 944 |
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Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 5:48pm |
You will have to sit out the occasional race to care for your offspring, you will also have to get used to being even further down the fleet than you already are. I will however try to help the situation. I promise that i will fail to attend any canteen duties that your wife (as canteen manager) gives me. This way she will have to stand in at short notice and will not be able to race. This was however her first race. Could be a bit of beginners luck..... |
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bigwavedave
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Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 5:52pm |
Never ever admit to your bird that she is smarter than you. Blue hair would be good |
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bigwavedave
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Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 5:57pm |
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This should really be on the pranks thread but I'll put it here anyway Swap the aerosol deodorant in the bathroom cabinet with a can of fly killler spray. I used to do this everytime I used to stay at my Nans house as a kid. it does work better on older people, they go a very funny red colour when angry. Back to the problems.....Who's next? |
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ssailor
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Joined: 11 Oct 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 430 |
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Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 6:03pm |
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HAha thats a great idea, cud go one step further, but then i feel youre entering the regions of disintegrating armpits haha!!
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Any one in need of quality carbon fibre work (tillers etc) at decent prices!
Int 14 Gbr 1244 'Nucking Futs' The New Port rule!!. |
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redback
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Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 11:19pm |
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Don't bother to spray you hair silver it will go that way on its own if you give it time.
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bigwavedave
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Posted: 10 Jun 05 at 7:18am |
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This is very true for those with excess body hair. I predict that in 2018 Redback's 37256 post will be about changing his name to Silverback Edited by bigwavedave |
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Thinking about dying my hair blue to match the colour of the boat, bad idea or good idea? Good thing we don't have any spray paint at the house, could end up messy when alcohol is added.....|
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