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    Posted: 15 Feb 07 at 9:10am
Help Guys,

I have to write a 4 minute speech by the end of this week on whether it is better to be either a male or female in our modern society.

While thinking about what was good about being male I got as far as avoiding childbirth and PMT while can easily get the tops of jars. But then I was stuck...

I can think of lots of reasons why it's good to be a girl (although any thoughts still welcome) but wondered if you guys could tell me why it's good (or not) to be a bloke.
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Good - Get paid more!

IMO The modern day society we live in, it makes me feel safer walking at night either on my own or with someone else.

There is more opportunities for us in life, even though society is trying to change and make it equal.

(As said these are my opinions and don't reflect those of others)
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Peeing:-

we can do it standing up

we can do it anywhere

we can write our names in the snow

On the down side, it sometimes gets caught in the zip. Sometimes on Sunday mornings we have to stand 5 feet away from the toilet to pee which gets messy.

 

....oh nearly forgot, we can do it on our own.



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Originally posted by GK.LaserII

Sometimes on Sunday mornings we have to stand 5 feet away from the toilet to pee which gets messy.

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We can get changed and be gone out the door before you've even had a shower 
We dont have mood swings once a month
We like to be on time
We can apply the phrase "Bish Bash Bosh" to many everyday occurances such as driving, work etc. Whats the point of taking a lifetime to get changed? By the time girls get ready, All the hair we shaved of ours chins has grown back
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I dont always agree that men are better then women, who else would look after my daughter and iron my work shirts, also i do like breasts, and without them my life would be dull!

 

I think we need to jot down the benefits of both sexes to make an informed decision.

Men:

  • Stronger
  • More intellegent
  • Faster
  • Great problem solving attributes
  • Can drink lots of beer
  • the ability to lie
  • the ability to make judgements after listening to all the facts

 

Women:

  • The ability to make a snap descision after looking a one fact
  • Great at house work and multi tasking
  • Look brilliant naked
  • remembering your mums birthday.

*Please note ladies i am not a sexist pig. 

 
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Originally posted by Merlinboy

the ability to lie

 

 

Turnturtle said:-

4) We're crap liars, which proves we're fundamentally nicer people than girls

OK....who's Lying

[how the hell do you do multiple quotes]



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Well i am an excellent liar, probably why i sell cars for a living, but i do also like wearing pink!
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LOL Getting it out of your system, boys? I leave you to it, not worth replying. 

 

All this boasting about reveals a deep sense of insecurity, that's all...
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I know, i am waiting from the backlash of angry ladies, please note ladies i am only jking.
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