England v Brazil

It is just before the England v Brazil match .Ronaldinho goes into the Brazillan changing room to find his team mates looking a bit glum.

"Whats up" he asks

"Well we're having trouble getting motivated for this game . We know it's important but it's only England . They're sh#te and we can't be bothered ".


Ronaldinho looks at them and says ," Well I reckon I can beat them by myself . You lads go down the pub."  So Ronaldinho goes out play England by himself and the rest of the team go the pub.

After a few pints they wonder how tha game is going,so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads " Brazil 1 ( Ronaldinho 10 minutes ) England 0 ". He is beating England all by himself .


Anyhow , a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers , " It must be full time by now , lets see how he got on , they put the teletext on

Result from the stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes ) England 1 ( Lampard 89 minutes )

They can't belive it ; he has single handedly got a draw against England They rush back to the stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho . They find him in the dressing room , still in his gear sitting with his head in his hands .

He refuses to look at them !I've let you down , I've let you down ......

Don't be daft , you got a draw against England all by your self and they only scored at the very very end

NO NO I have I've let you down , I got sent off after 12 minutes ...

love it 

anyone else bored of 'englands going to win the world cup' already?

HAHA

its funny cos its true... 

well brazil are playing rubbish.can they only beat crotia 1-0.only beat aus 2-0 in the last 2 mins .cmon