best funny emails

Looks like none of the self-confessed engineers are online, so it's time for me to post a new one

 Understanding Engineers - Take Three:
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him." "Hi George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greenskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

I actually really like this one!

Try

http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html

and don't forget to put the sound on!!

For the youngest forumites, I'm told that Rainbow was a kids' TV series in the 70s-80s. I can't tell, it was before my time! 

(before I arrived in Britain, that is...)