best funny emails

On average you have fewer than two legs

Thought for the day

In tests 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population

Apologies to all our blonde readers, but I couldn’t resist passing this one on

A blonde on vacation in Darwin wanted to take home a pair of genuine
crocodile shoes but was reluctant to pay the prices the local vendors
were asking.

After becoming frustrated with a shopkeeper's "no haggle on prices"
attitude, she shouted, "well I'll just go out and catch my own
crocodile, so I can get a pair of shoes for free".

Said the shopkeeper with a knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and
give it a try"!

The blonde headed out toward the river, determined to catch a crocodile!

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper drove home, he pulled over to the
side of the bank where he saw the same young woman standing waist deep
in the murky water, shotgun in hand, just as a huge 3 metre croc swam
toward her.

With lightning speed, she took aim, killed the creature and hauled it
onto the slimy banks of the river.  Lying nearby were 7 more of the
dead creatures, all lying on their backs.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the
blonde struggled and flipped the croc onto its back.

Rolling her eyes heavenward she screamed in frustration, "sh!t, this
one's barefoot too!"