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    Posted: 07 Nov 06 at 8:12am
BNS right on the money.  Marvellous 

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A heart warming story!

Not all E-mail has to be crude. Now and then it is good to have one that is just cute and sweet.



STORY OF A LITTLE GIRL AND HER DEAD GOLDFISH 





 
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600 732, will call it Sticks and Stones when i get round to it.
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Stolen and sent around work - Thanks
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A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Asda with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Asda Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda.... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming at the kids long enough to say, "No they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike, you pillock?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
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so, so, so true!!!

now i know what devious plotting goes on behind my cat's inscrutible facial expression!!!!!
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does he have a cat or a dog?
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