best funny emails

 Very very good, Delphina, you're going to fit in beautifully! We're all a bit mad here, so don't worry, you won't stand out...

Here's an e-mail I received recently:

Once  upon a time, in  a land far away, a  beautiful, independent,
self-assured  princess happened  upon a frog as she sat, contemplating
ecological issues on  the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow
near her castle.

The  frog hopped into the princess's lap and  said: Elegant Lady,  I was
once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One  kiss from you, however,  and  I will turn back into  the dapper, young
prince that I am and  then, my sweet, we can marry and  set up housekeeping
in your castle with  my mother, where  you can prepare my meals, clean my
clothes, bear my children,  and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

That  night, as  the princess dined sumptuously on  a repast of lightly
sautéed frog legs seasoned  in a white wine and  onion cream sauce, she
chuckled and thought to herself:

I don't f ing think so!