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    Posted: 20 Jun 08 at 10:34pm

Originally posted by MRJP BUZZ 585

Dear Dave,

PC world are stealing my laptop for repairs for ten days and i don't know how i will cope. Is there anything else to waste time with while i am not sailing?

Watch Big Brother, a greater waste of time is not possible. ( I hope you erased those specialist sites before you handed it over)

 

*bigwavedave does not watch big brother but has been known to visit 'specialist' web sites*



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Cheers Dave, Words of wisdom as ever
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Dear Dave

my crew , the selfish  B***d, who had sworn allegience to me for this season has  f****ed off and wrecked my summer of sailing escapades (studies, nagging-device (girl-friend/mother), etc).

What do you suggest I do ?

 
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Hook his bird up as your new crew and that will ruin his summer an yours will be cool. Give his mum a bit of lovin' too.

Don't matter is they are munters, it's the effect it will have on him that counts.
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Originally posted by hollandsd

Where has the humour gone on the Y&Y forum? everyone is getting so defensive,,,,, may be the credit crunch kickin in 



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Been lurking on the site for a while. Just seems everyone is worried about upsetting other people.

So......

A nine year old boy catches his Mum and Dad shagging. 'What are you doing?' he ask. 'Making you a little brother or sister' replies the Dad. To which the son replies 'Well do her doggy style then, I want a puppy' 
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Dave

Everytime I go into a shop after work i get asked questions as though I work there as the store assistant/manager.
What can I do to stop these prats asking me whether this part will fit their car, girlfriend, husband, shopping trolley etc etc.
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I've got a part that will fit their girlfriend (fnarr fnarr)

But in all seriousness just say 'Look with the credit crunch and the banks not lending, the shop is closing tonight, so I really don't care anymore.'

You are not telling porkies because most shops shut at night. If they ask you why then just start rambling on about how your wife is having an fling with your brother, you've lost your job and your home is being sold at auction tomorrow etc. etc. You can then go about your business knowing that you have depressed a complete stranger.

The alternative is to helpfully send them to another shop several miles away.
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Originally posted by turnturtle


... question is, how do I take anyone seriously when they're a gnat's fart
away from blowing their kegs around their ankles?

This too is a problem with some of the skaters, although more common for the BMX boys. Most skaters have realised that in a male dominated pastime displaying your undercrackers is not cool.

I find that simply reminding them that they are trousers and not socks so 'pull the f^&%$£ things up' works a treat. Just remember that no matter how good they snowboard you will look very very silly if you try and copy their style of clothing.

But keeping on the subject here is a picture of me in my pants displaying a skating injury known as a hipper.

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