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    Posted: 10 Aug 06 at 6:34pm
Please note that the surgery will be closed for a few days, if you have any urgent problems still post them and I'll have a laugh at them sometime next week.
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Originally posted by turnturtle


ps i like your little gremlin man thing! 

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Dear Dave,

I know you're on your hols, but I need help.  Its my last day with my current employer today and so I was out on the rag last night.  Now I feel like I'm at death's door.  Ideally I'd be curled up in bed, but I've got my leaving debrief this afternoon so I've had to come in.   I suspect its bad form to chunder on the HR director's carpet, so I need a hangover cure.  Any suggestions?

 

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Pizza Express, Pizza bloody Express, surely the sort of person who frequents such a CHAV establishment needs no advice on how to nick a couple of glasses.

 

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Dear Dave,

Im not sure I can cope with having to chuck back another 3litre bottle of frosty jack (finest 7.5% appley vinager) before going out tonight, yet we have many litres to go before we have enough tokens to claim our free frosty tshirts (deemed to be must have items for our flat). How would you sugest improving the taste o such a gloriously cheep liquid?

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I can probably answer this one... Buy a super strength lager, be it Carlsberg Special Brew, Tennants Super, Scol Super etc, a bottle of vodka and a bottle of blackcurrant. Then go ahead and make some 'super snakebite'. The key is just under half a pint of the cider and special brew, 2 shots of vodka and then add the black currant to taste. It's not supposed to taste good but you will be a mess after very few. Its the future of binge drinking... you heard it here first 
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Originally posted by Isis

Dear Dave,

Im not sure I can cope with having to chuck back another 3litre bottle of frosty jack (finest 7.5% appley vinager) before going out tonight, yet we have many litres to go before we have enough tokens to claim our free frosty tshirts (deemed to be must have items for our flat). How would you sugest improving the taste o such a gloriously cheep liquid?

Alphabet drinking my young friend: by the time you have had shots of aavocat, baileys, cointreau, drambuie and edradour that Frosty Jack is going to taste pretty damn fine...

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ah Lucy you're a pro. Quicker to add A to E to the frosty jack and just have a real dirty pint in some sort of boat race challenge.
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or... do a centurion with frosty jack. You only have to cope with a shot at a time and within 100 minutes it will taste like pure sunshine dust! 
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