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fizzicist ![]() Far too distracted from work ![]() ![]() Joined: 06 Aug 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 305 |
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"Just because I'm shouting doesn't mean I'm angry. It just means I want it doing BLOODY FAST!!!"
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ssailor ![]() Far too distracted from work ![]() Joined: 11 Oct 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 430 |
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Ahh the fun of taking girlfriends sailing, i once took one out in a
spice, let her have the helm going across single wiring with the kite
up - told her the basic if it heels left steer left and right steer
right etc, going absolutely perfectly I was mid way through asking her
if she was having fun and we hit a lul - her reactions lam the boat
througha tack with me clinging on underwater for my life
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Any one in need of quality carbon fibre work (tillers etc) at decent prices!
Int 14 Gbr 1244 'Nucking Futs' The New Port rule!!. |
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Prince Buster ![]() Really should get out more ![]() Joined: 15 Dec 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1146 |
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"What's the halyard?"
"oh just pull the red one!" "sorry the assy's in the water now" "that's cos you've got to pull it harder!" "okay ill try again" "no get it out of the bluddy water first!" "no honestly this time it's going up!" "No I think the assy's caught round the daggerboard!" "no way.....ill just pull it even harder this time. Here goes..." "no no don't it's caught under the boat...it's caught round the f***ing daggerboard! don't, no, no, stop, STOP!!!!" ........................*RIPPING SOUND* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ...who'd have thought taking you're girlfriend for her first sail could be such a nightmare lol!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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international moth - "what what?"
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tgruitt ![]() Really should get out more ![]() ![]() Joined: 02 Dec 04 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2479 |
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please try harder, the kite will go up, you are just not pulling hard enough
come on f**king pull it you Jesse, no, course its not up yet, please try harder! |
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Needs to sail more...
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Villan ![]() Really should get out more ![]() ![]() Joined: 26 Nov 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1768 |
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What do you mean you missed the toestraps?
Shouted at a crew who forgot they had to put their feet under the toestraps BEFORE trying to put weight on them |
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Vareo - 149 "Secrets"
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Calum_Reid ![]() Groupie ![]() ![]() Joined: 09 Apr 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 59 |
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The usuall ones crews say (well in the 400 anayway)
WING WANGS!!! And "Ur Standing on the downhall" (that one stopped once i lead the kite halyard arround the frount and cut it shorter) |
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les5269 ![]() Really should get out more ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Oct 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1530 |
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Isn't it up yet ?
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49er 531 & 5000 5025 and a mirror(now gone to mirror heaven)!
Grafham water Sailing Club The greatest inland sailing in the country |
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Isis ![]() Really should get out more ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 Sep 05 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2753 |
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"4mm isnt too thin for kite sheets, stop moaning you pansie"
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timnoyce ![]() Really should get out more ![]() ![]() Joined: 05 Aug 04 Location: Hampshire Online Status: Offline Posts: 1991 |
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE KITE IS JAMMED?!"
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BEARFOOT DESIGN
Cherub 2648 - Comfortably Numb |
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BBSCFaithfull ![]() Really should get out more ![]() ![]() Joined: 06 Dec 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1251 |
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I usulaly use the phrase when helming
F******g hurry up! |
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