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    Posted: 16 Jan 06 at 5:35pm
i just decided for myself that i´ll never click on any links posted with the simple words clicky or any puzzles.

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you are laughing but i had the second heart attack of my day!

btw: i´ve got 2 cats at home. bns do you think i have a serious problem??


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"What's the definition of the bravest man in the
world?? "
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The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty." 
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                      Engineers

 
Bubba and Ray (Tennessee mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

   A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
 
We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

   The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down.  Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.


Ray shook his head and laughed.  "Ain't that just like a blonde!  We ask  for the height and she gives us the length!" 


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Clap Clap Thank you Blobby, on behalf of all the forum blondes!

.... but why did you speak so loud? 4.20am, you're going to wake up the kids...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Feb 06 at 9:15am

LOL LOL Absolutely brilliant, turnturtle!! Clap Clap

No, it's never been seen here - it would still be in everyone's memory!

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... pure genius ROTFL
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Brilliant!
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