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Hummer forum
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Fiat forum
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Chevy pickup forum
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Supra Forums
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Volvo forum.
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didn't mean to hit him."

Audi TT forums
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Guys!  This is a great challenge,

Use the sound on your computer for this one as it really helps. I liked
this a lot, but very difficult.

How observant are you?



The two pictures look identical to each other, you have to find three
differences. If you can find three differences,
then you are part of an elite group of individuals. This has been tested on
8000 people, and only 19 people out of 8000 found the three differences.  
There is no trick, all three differences exist.



Try it!! click on the link.



it took me a while. I was able to find 2 before I gave up....

you have to look close ... look at the town. Let me know how many you find!
http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

Edited by jpbuzz591

Who Needs a Man ?

If you want someone who will do anything to please you, get a dog.

If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper without tearing through it first for the sports page, get a dog.

If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's so glad to see you, get a dog.

If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him and never says his mother made it better, get a dog.

If you want someone who's always eager to go out any time you ask and anywhere you want to go, get a dog.

If you want someone who can scare away burglars without waving a lethal weapon around, endangering you and all the neighbours, get a dog.

If you want someone who never touches the remote, couldn't care less about Monday Night Football, and watches dramatic movies with you as long as you want, get a dog.

If you want someone who'll be content just to snuggle up and keep you warm in bed, and who you can kick out of bed if he slobbers and snores, get a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes anything you do, doesn't care how good or bad you look, acts as though every word you say is worth hearing, never complains, and loves you unconditionally all the time, get a dog!

On the other hand...
If you want someone who never comes when you call him, totally ignores you when you walk in the room, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, prowls around all night and come home only to eat and sleep all day, and acts as though you are there only to see that He's happy...

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