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    Posted: 26 Aug 08 at 10:33pm
Originally posted by Black no sugar

   oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh, Blobby!


you're lucky we're open-mined *minded, here!


As long as you avoid blonde or French jokes  



see thats the advantage..blondes dont understand them so your basicly on quite thick ice

Quite and cruddy one but i like it soo...

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building.

Who reaches the ground first?

The brunette 'coz the blonde has to ask for directions
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 08 at 12:08am

Just you watch out...  

 

 

You get first prize for trawling old pages though... Blobby's been silent for a long time.

Pity.

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29 LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke .
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe .
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!!!!
18.. Procrastinate Now!    
19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?    
20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken .
24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music .
28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.


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12 reasons to date a sailor:

1. We have strong hands
2. We're not afraid to get wet
3. We love it when it blows
4. We can go for hours
5. We know what to do when things get rough
6. We are good with ropes, knots, and harnesses.
7. We can usually get it back up after a couple of minutes.
8. Any misdemeaners can be protested.
9. We can find the best start position possible in 3 minutes or less.
10. We're great at operating pleasure crafts of any size.
11. We can beat hard for a long time.
12. We're adept at using lube and ticklers.

~~~_/)~~~_/)~~~_/)~~~_/)~~~
BONUS REASONS WHY TO DATE A SAILOR:

13. we have lovely tans from being in the sun all day
14. we give a whole new meaning to "ooch"
15. we can harden up on demand
16. we know when to pull and when to release at just the right time
17. we don't get off until it's coming on our face. (capsize recovery)
18. If you cant keep it up, dont take it out.
19. we are very skilled at pinching and footing
20. The best feeling is surely coming from behind
21. female skippers know how to grip the extension
22. We know how to get into tight holes no matter what the size of our boat.
23. We're always willing to double up to increase the fun
24. We know how to keep our sticks up, no matter how rough it gets.
25. We discovered the motion of the ocean.
26. Rule #69: Always practice good seamanship.
27. We know how to sheet in and bare away
28. We won't mind the feel of rubber....we are used to "wet suits"
29. We know how to properly position our poles... spinnaker that is.
30. You can't expect to keep your sheets dry for long.
31. All it takes to raise the pole is a yank on the topper
32. When the pole comes down, we are still ready for a long beat.
33. We know how to rub down the topsides and the bottom.
34. Ask for room and we will give it to you
35. Female skippers always head for the buoys
36. Sailors always have afirm grip on the tiller
37. Sailors do it on water
38. A sailor will always scrub a dirty bottom
39. Sailors can fine tune their teamwork technique and equipment for hours until they are outstanding

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God I need to know you better!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote dave.blakesley Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Aug 08 at 6:22pm
stolen from a facebook group but hilarious anyways!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Delphina Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Aug 08 at 11:22pm
Yep, but i hadnt seen it on here so i thought id share  

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Post Options Post Options   Quote JohnW Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Sep 08 at 10:03am
Originally posted by Delphina

Yep, but i hadnt seen it on here so i thought id share  

You didnt look very hard.
http://www.yachtsandyachting.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3 947
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Post Options Post Options   Quote GBR884 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Sep 08 at 12:09pm
Well i hadn't seen that and it made me laugh so stop picking holes!!
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yay someones on my side 

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