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    Posted: 11 Jul 05 at 1:51pm

Dear Dave

 

ahmmm feelin a bit humble , with all the knowledgigble expertese bin expressed on this forum , seems we've all the worlds sailing experts all there an makin me feel like a retard an very lowly .

Would a bar of carbolic in me pipe along with my rum shag sort me brains an do the job, or should I jist  pop a horse hair shirt on and fergett it .

even spotted one of the sages at a reggata not long past ,  ee's prob got a few strings going on swimming prowess too ! somewhere .

ahh the glow warms me ole bones.

 

 

Keep yur tongue wet

 

 

 

 

 
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Just keep at it. Hit him sideways, on top, round the knees, and the obvious of course.

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his helmet stops it having effect!!
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If you have had enough of that frog, then click on this link.  Use your mouse to control the bat

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11361
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A cunning plan. 
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Even easier to solve your problem.  Tell your non-payers that they will have to share your house with some others.  Now we have the Olympics tell them it will be the Russian female shot put and hammer team , over hear to get aclimatised.  Watch 'em run.
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England...
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Is the house in England or in Singapore?

Lancing SC
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Originally posted by Blobby

DAve,

My tennants have decided paying the rent is optional.  I have decided them staying in my house is optional.  Can you advise the most satisfying way to ensure a swift eviction?

Ta.

Move in another lodger.  An aged tramp who is happy to live in behind the skirting boards would be ideal.  His poor hygene and disgusting personal habbits will soon drive the non-payers away.  The old man will soon get bored of living in a house and take himself back on the road.

Think of the satisfaction you'll get from giving a homeless man a roof over his head for a few days.

Alternatively go round and batter them.

Please let me know how you get on.
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Originally posted by bigwavedave

Originally posted by Black no sugar

 I've helmed a Contender from the wire today and I LOVED it!! How could I convince Contender443 to let me have a little practice in his boat ???????

You are a woman, he is a man, use that bargaining tool/blackmail technique that nature blessed all women with. You get to sail his boat and he has a big grin on his face. EVERYONES A WINNER!

Alternatively, make the most of your alternative source of Contendering pleasure...
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