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    Posted: 05 Jul 05 at 6:27am

DAve,

My tennants have decided paying the rent is optional.  I have decided them staying in my house is optional.  Can you advise the most satisfying way to ensure a swift eviction?

 

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Originally posted by Black no sugar

As an agony uncle, I'm sure BWD can keep his private pursuits and his professional committments separate, can't he? 

No.

Somehow my private pursuits always seem to surface in public (normally at a wedding or some such other function).

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Originally posted by Black no sugar

 I've helmed a Contender from the wire today and I LOVED it!! How could I convince Contender443 to let me have a little practice in his boat ???????

You are a woman, he is a man, use that bargaining tool/blackmail technique that nature blessed all women with. You get to sail his boat and he has a big grin on his face. EVERYONES A WINNER!

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 I know you didn't ...... but BWD must be getting sailing withdrawal symptoms!

As to your question, I wouldn't be so sure of that.  network network network...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Jul 05 at 9:22am

 I never meant it like that!

As an agony uncle, I'm sure BWD can keep his private pursuits and his professional committments separate, can't he? 

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Dear BnS........That's right, kick a bloke when he's down.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Jul 05 at 1:52am

Good for you! You'll make a fortune and get a new boat soon!!

BTW, I've got a question, dear Dave: I've helmed a Contender from the wire today and I LOVED it!! How could I convince Contender443 to let me have a little practice in his boat ???????

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Don't know, didn't go, I went surfing instead.  I usually charge £25-00 per hour but I do discounts for special people.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Jul 05 at 9:13pm

Dear Dave,

How was the school fête? Did your face get thoroughly sponged in those stocks?
How much did you charge?

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Pierre Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Jun 05 at 7:48pm
Originally posted by bigwavedave

He can't spell though.

No change there then.......

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