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    Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 1:42am

BWD: that man is pure gold. I mean it.

(how long will the Dear Dave thread be in 2010???)

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By that time Dave will have his own chat show and be mega rich, so he can pay all of our boat insurances for us

Problem solved with the blonde thing though........ and we are still seeing each other because the hair dye technically isn't blonde hair and she is smarter than me anyway.  Thinking about dying my hair blue to match the colour of the boat, bad idea or good idea? Good thing we don't have any spray paint at the house, could end up messy when alcohol is added.....

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Post Options Post Options   Quote hurricane Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 2:13pm
reminds me of a time when a friend picked up the wrong can wen spraying hair silver and painted their hair silver for good lol
lifes to short to sail slow boats!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote hurricane Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 2:14pm
regarding that story there was a silver spray can for spraying the props from a school play backstage just happened to be next to the hair spray cans
lifes to short to sail slow boats!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote bigwavedave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 5:48pm
Originally posted by Contender443

Dear Dave

I have a problem

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My wife (BNS for those of you who don't know) finished her first full race in her Topper tonight and she came 5th out of about 20 boats.

What am I going to do now that she has caught a full dose of the racing bug???

Help please.....................

You will have to sit out the occasional race to care for your offspring, you will also have to get used to being even further down the fleet than you already are.

I will however try to help the situation. I promise that i will fail to attend any canteen duties that your wife (as canteen manager) gives me.  This way she will have to stand in at short notice and will not be able to race.

This was however her first race. Could be a bit of beginners luck.....

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Post Options Post Options   Quote bigwavedave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 5:52pm
Originally posted by 49erGBR735HSC

By that time Dave will have his own chat show and be mega rich, so he can pay all of our boat insurances for us

Problem solved with the blonde thing though........ and we are still seeing each other because the hair dye technically isn't blonde hair and she is smarter than me anyway.  Thinking about dying my hair blue to match the colour of the boat, bad idea or good idea? Good thing we don't have any spray paint at the house, could end up messy when alcohol is added.....

Never ever admit to your bird that she is smarter than you. 

Blue hair would be good

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Post Options Post Options   Quote bigwavedave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 5:57pm

Originally posted by hurricane

regarding that story there was a silver spray can for spraying the props from a school play backstage just happened to be next to the hair spray cans

This should really be on the pranks thread but I'll put it here anyway

Swap the aerosol deodorant in the bathroom cabinet with a can of fly killler spray.  I used to do this everytime I used to stay at my Nans house as a kid.  it does work better on older people, they go a very funny red colour when angry.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote ssailor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 6:03pm
HAha thats a great idea, cud go one step further, but then i feel youre entering the regions of disintegrating armpits haha!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote redback Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 11:19pm
Don't bother to spray you hair silver it will go that way on its own if you give it time.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote bigwavedave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Jun 05 at 7:18am

Originally posted by redback

Don't bother to spray you hair silver it will go that way on its own if you give it time.

This is very true for those with excess body hair. 

I predict that in 2018 Redback's 37256 post will be about changing his name to

Silverback



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