best funny emails

How do you keep a blonde amused for hours?

Write please turn over on both sides of a blank piece of paper!

Heres a good one for you-

A blonde is really short of cash so she decides to go around her neighbourhood asking people if she can do any jobs for them (purely innocent of course). She reaches her neighbours house and her neighbour thinks about it for a while. He comes to the decision that he'll let her paint his porch. They decide on a £50 payment, the neighbour gets the paint and leaves her to get on with it. The neighbour thinking its a major job goes out to offer her more money for her services. He reaches the doorstep and to his amazement, she's standing there saying that's she's finished. He says that was really quick, did you have any problems? She replies "Yes, just a minor one, you have a Lexus and not a Porsche......"

iI wasn't having a go at blondes at all.  All I was saying was that I remember the chuckel brothers using Jack's joke on their tv show.  I've got nothing against blondes. 

As for engineering jokes, please tell some more, if you cant laugh at yourself, what can you do?!

Here's another old but good blonde joke....

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

None, just one flicker of the eye-lashes and its done!!!!