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Fin. 
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Joined: 12 Feb 07 Location: Ireland Online Status: Offline Posts: 128 |
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 Topic: Dear DavePosted: 27 Jun 08 at 2:03pm |
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Dear Dave my crew , the selfish B***d, who had sworn allegience to me for this season has f****ed off and wrecked my summer of sailing escapades (studies, nagging-device (girl-friend/mother), etc). What do you suggest I do ?
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MRJP BUZZ 585
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Posted: 21 Jun 08 at 12:42am |
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Cheers Dave, Words of wisdom as ever
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bigwavedave
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Posted: 20 Jun 08 at 10:34pm |
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Watch Big Brother, a greater waste of time is not possible. ( I hope you erased those specialist sites before you handed it over)
*bigwavedave does not watch big brother but has been known to visit 'specialist' web sites* Edited by bigwavedave |
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Contender 541
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Posted: 20 Jun 08 at 9:24pm |
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When you find a big kettle of crazy it's probably best not to stir it - Pointy Haired Boss
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MRJP BUZZ 585
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Posted: 20 Jun 08 at 5:31pm |
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Dear Dave,
PC world are stealing my laptop for repairs for ten days and i don't know how i will cope. Is there anything else to waste time with while i am not sailing? |
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Contender 541
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Posted: 23 May 08 at 10:51pm |
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Been there...!!!
If you really want to have fun with a drunk - Wait until they have passed out and then stip their room. Reconstruct the room item for item and position for position on the roof or in the car park. If you do this in advance (reconstruct the room on a different floor of halls - ground instead of the 3rd) and then take the 'victim' out on the lash. Get home, start a row, throw victim out of the '3rd' floor window..........
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When you find a big kettle of crazy it's probably best not to stir it - Pointy Haired Boss
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bigwavedave
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Posted: 23 May 08 at 10:18pm |
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Contender 541 if you want to get your own back on a drunk, wait until he/she is passed out and put their hand in a bowl of warm water. They will pi$$ themselves, guaranteed.
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Contender 541
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Posted: 23 May 08 at 10:10pm |
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Dave You are a bad, bad man
You may want to 'spill' a bottle of milk in his car - stinks for months
Fill a drunk mans bed with milk powder and turn up the heating - the skin will absorb the milk powder and then slowly turn rancid....... Not nice Edited by Contender 541 |
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When you find a big kettle of crazy it's probably best not to stir it - Pointy Haired Boss
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bigwavedave
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Posted: 23 May 08 at 8:34pm |
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When he is getting changed before the race pop his towel in the shower, he will have no option but to dry himself with an item of clothing. Also put some condoms in his kitbag. His wife will enjoy finding those. When I used to sail with my Dad (a long time ago) I used to find that those three little words 'need a poo' ten seconds before the start used to irritate him. If you are feeling spiteful then put some frozen prawns under his car seat. |
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alstorer
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Posted: 23 May 08 at 2:05pm |
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Dear Dave, we're missing our class nationals due to the helm (and boat owner) cocking up and double booking himself. When we're back on the water next weekend, what's the best way to punish him? |
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