Club motto

mine tend to be around laughing at a certain mate who is a complete kit w*nker and has a new carbon weight saving accessory each week.  I also play devil's advocate when it inevitably turns into a Jeremy Corbyn bashing session.... it's a like a sketch from Little Britain- real ale, lycra, ill-informed political debate all washing down energy gels like the fat reserves in the beer guts and bitch tits aren't enough to get around 20 miles of country roads.

Could all members please ensure club duties are done, prior to dealing with their own equipment, please ask members who are doing duty if you can assist with something.

This is what I intend to put to committee.