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    Posted: 07 Dec 07 at 9:25pm

This is another example of life shi*ing on me!  I left my wetsuit out on the washing line beacuse it needed a good air (it Stank)  This was 2 days ago!  I remebered 5 mins ago to bring it in and stick it in the airing cupboard to get it dry before sunday! as i walked out in my socks to pluck it from the line i was shocked NOT to find it!  It would apear that either my next door neighbour has developed a fetish for neoprene or it has blown away!!!!  Even worse as i was walking round my garden in the dark trying to fins said wetsuit i stood in something smelly that used to live inside my dog! (yes i was wearing SOCKS)!!!!

 

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At least now your decision of what to wear will not be hard, it will have to be boardies and rashie now
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some idiot drove into the side of my car yesterday - how the feck you can not see/hear a bright metalic blue car that rattles windows at 50 feet I don't understand.  Or hear me hammering on the horn either !

 

Just a touch fecked off about it and spend too much time today talking to insurance co......

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lol i cant top both of those!

Worst week ever!

ON saturday i caught Man Flu.
On sunday broke the merlin carbon mast in the strong winds, Wrecked the jib ect.
Found out on wednesday that i'm loosing my job straight after christmas through redundencey (yes the payout will be crap),
Then today driving home from work some stupid bint decided to slam her brakes on in front of me for no reason at all  resulting in me tail ending her and making a mess of my front bumper, bonnet alignment and some how an alloy wheel.

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Originally posted by Merlinboy

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Originally posted by Scooby_simon

some idiot drove into the side of my car yesterday - how the feck you can not see/hear a bright metalic blue car that rattles windows at 50 feet I don't understand.  Or hear me hammering on the horn either !

 

Just a touch fecked off about it and spend too much time today talking to insurance co......

 

Man sorry to hear that Simon, and I liked that car !!
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Originally posted by les5269

Originally posted by Scooby_simon

some idiot drove into the side of my car yesterday - how the feck you can not see/hear a bright metalic blue car that rattles windows at 50 feet I don't understand.  Or hear me hammering on the horn either !

 

Just a touch fecked off about it and spend too much time today talking to insurance co......

 

Man sorry to hear that Simon, and I liked that car !!

 

Car is still driveable (but I'll not be at GW tomorrow)

Will be fixed (probably after xmas now)

 
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Originally posted by stuarthop

lol i cant top both of those!

Worst week ever!

ON saturday i caught Man Flu.
On sunday broke the merlin carbon mast in the strong winds, Wrecked the jib ect.
Found out on wednesday that i'm loosing my job straight after christmas through redundencey (yes the payout will be crap),
Then today driving home from work some stupid bint decided to slam her brakes on in front of me for no reason at all  resulting in me tail ending her and making a mess of my front bumper, bonnet alignment and some how an alloy wheel.

i will voutch for how bad your week is. saying that you havnt had any bad luck of recent months so ur bad luck bank was building. take me for example i get little bits of bad look all the time
when chuck norris does a press up, he doesnt lift himself up he pushes the earth down
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Posts: 3941 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Dec 07 at 3:58pm

You've certainly been hit by an virus that's been around for a long long time. Got the warning email about it the other week and it was still lurking about in my Trash folder:

Originally posted by The reason why brown pungent faecal matter happens

If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.

It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.

It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave its dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over.

It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.

Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear.

Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will wantonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

Be very, very afraid. PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!

I know it won't help your current situation, but it's a warning to all the others.

Good luck!



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next spring i cant wait. i dont like not doing much sailing over the winter.
when chuck norris does a press up, he doesnt lift himself up he pushes the earth down
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