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    Posted: 13 Mar 05 at 9:41pm

     

That's ONE expensive mistake....

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OMG thats soo bad 4 the sails if u act do that. and that towing one is one seriously impressive mistake.
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Originally posted by KnightMare

thats soo bad 4 the sails if u act do that

Don't tell me someone, somewhere, has tried to iron their sails?!?!????

Reminds me: on Elodie's wetsuit, there's a Care label, like on all garments. It advises, amongst other things "DO NOT IRON". Just as well I was told.... I'm a blonde after all!  

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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called
Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks
that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm
bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I
wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..."
 
As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod
appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin
turned into a shark.
 
Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by
his old mate. Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found
himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply
swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his
new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While out
swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe
his luck.
 
Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He
begs the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back into
a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to
his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not
involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).
 
Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, distraught that his best
friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.
 
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he
set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories
came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me,
Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again. Christian replied "No way
man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked.
 
Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've
changed......................"
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".....I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian"
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that is so bad but still kinda amusing because its so bad
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Lol um interestin !¬
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Mar 05 at 10:29am

Hang on a sec... I've got worse!!!!

There was a woman called Patricia who worked in a bank. One day, a frog hops in and asks for a loan.
"I want to borrow £100,000, please miss Whack" (educated frog, read her badge).
Patricia is a little surprised and hesitates: "That's a lot of money, err.. do you have any collaterals?"
"Yep!", answers the frog. And he gives her a little porcelain elephant.
Patricia is quite embarrassed and doesn't really know what to say. "Hang on a minute, she tells the frog, I'll talk to the manager."
"Right, calls the frog, tell him my dad is Mick Jagger!"
 
Patricia steps into the manager's office, still holding the elephant, and explains the situation. "There's a frog out there. He wants to borrow £100,000. He says his father's Mick Jagger and he's got only THIS as collaterals... Err, what is it anyway?"
 
 
The manager replies: "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone."   
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Post Options Post Options   Quote KnightMare Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Mar 05 at 11:50am

Oh dear oh dear.

And yeah aparently people have ironed their sails, depends onthe cloth actualy I remember some of my friends iron their  Spinnakers but have to put towels either side

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Post Options Post Options   Quote hydrographer20 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Mar 05 at 11:54am
lol  imajine trying to iron it in ur living room on a sunday evening-  like 'dont worry dear just add it ti the ironing pile' 
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