Weirdness in the Post

Rivet Gun? Moi?

Rivet guns are for Northerners aren't they?

Why would I ever want a rivet gun?

I'm far to Sophisticated a Southerner to own anything as blue collar as a
rivet gun - they make your hands dirty for a start, I've seen people under
cars with them haven't I ?

I don't know what it's for, it's blathering on about 'joiner sleeves' this is
crew stuff, this singlehanded sailing's not all it's cracked up to be, I had to
lift the boat off its trailer the other day on my own ffs..

Rivet Gun

Whatever next.

Thank you Jim - good idea..

I may even despatch said craft, kit and one of the daughters of darkness so
instructed..

Having said that, the drink buying route is probably cheaper..

This morning, arrived an envelope containing a plastic bag filled with a
drill bit, three rivets and two bits of plastic, claiming to be a Mast retrofit
for the RS100.

Accompanied by unintelligible instructions presumably aimed at the IKEA
flatpack competent folk of this world which I fear I aint..

So what should I do?

i) Ignore it and hope whatever it is isn't fatal..

ii) Keep it in desk drawer promising oneself to really try and work it out
someday..

iii) Bin it.

iv) Sell the boat just in case it's something serious..