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    Posted: 30 Apr 10 at 10:02am
If you think these adventurous boaters are foolish, try reading "The Cruise of the Teddy" by E Tambs (1928). This guy set off on a voyage across the Atlantic, without sextant or charts.

His wife must have been mad as well; having just got married she agreed to this voyage, and even gave birth to their first child during it!
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Hey leave broadstairs out of this its them people on the southern kentish coast who have the problem this as they are holding the man of kent for once !!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by getafix

Why can't they just watch?

I think its because the denizens of the Thames coastal regions, on both sides of the river, male and female, just love to see strong men in uniforms...
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Originally posted by G.R.F.

Originally posted by Peaky


when I first took my wife (then girlfriend) to visit my folks in Broadstairs
she accused me of having smelly feet. Very indignantly I pointed out
that it was, in fact, the cabbages...


Has she found out the truth now?

Alas yes.  There are no cabbages in Somerset to blame, only apples.

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Originally posted by Peaky


when I first took my wife (then girlfriend) to visit my folks in Broadstairs
she accused me of having smelly feet. Very indignantly I pointed out
that it was, in fact, the cabbages...


Has she found out the truth now?
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Originally posted by didlydon


My mate who lives at Canterbury always says that when he visits
us in Broadstairs on the Isle of Fanit that it's like a an island floating
on a sea of cabbages!! He also says they ought to cut the moorings &
let it drift away into the channel....!


I love living here though..... But totally understand your thoughts
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when I first took my wife (then girlfriend) to visit my folks in Broadstairs
she accused me of having smelly feet. Very indignantly I pointed out
that it was, in fact, the cabbages...
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Originally posted by turnturtle


I was on my way to Gatwick once and got held up at the Toll.


If it was up to me there wouldn't be a toll.

In fact there wouldn't even be a bridge.

There'd be a wall.

Seal all you Northerners in, let you form some retro-tribal society,
probably involving the worship of goats.

Not come down here bothering civilised folk.
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Originally posted by G.R.F.

Just another would be Cat Sailor imv.


Has doug lord moved to the Uk

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Originally posted by Medway Maniac

[ We Kentish Men on the north shore extend our
sympathy.




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another one... clicky
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