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    Posted: 02 Mar 05 at 8:51pm
I remember rainbow from when I was little, watching this episode now explains a lot about how the current student population turned out!!
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Originally posted by Black no sugar

Ahh Blobby, you're my friend - and you've blown one of the jokes I had in stock!!

Let me think a bit, I'll find others soon

You must have at least 3 left - they were all on the same original email after all... 

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Rainbow was one of my favourite kids shows.... dont think they would get away with the episodes nowadays! another classic was the magic roundabout! quality tv programming!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Mar 05 at 10:29am
True, but the Magic Roundabout was much better in French!! (original version, all my childhood long time ago )
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Phil eltringham Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Mar 05 at 12:41pm
Sorry, but THE best kids TV show ever was: Stop-It and Tidy-Up  true genius!! Anyone know where, if at all, you can get videos/dvds of it?
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Banana Splits has to be the most educational
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Mar 05 at 9:42pm

For everyone who said... Banana Whooooooo??? (I did - me no English - me no understand ), have a look at:

http://www.whom.co.uk/whom/bananasp.htm

The first one to identify bigwavedave gets a prize!

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Childrens TV really has gone downhill hasnt it, does any1 know what Dave Benson-Phillips is doing these days, he has to be one of the great Childrens TV legends.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Mar 05 at 10:36pm

Originally posted by ianwat2212

Childrens TV really has gone downhill hasnt it.

That's because you're growing up, ian. Wait a few more years and you'll be like us, parents, boring the kids with the Wombles or Bill & Ben...

Gotta go, there's a re-run of Tweenies first series I dont want to miss  

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Mar 05 at 1:20am

Hey, no engineers this time!!

 

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.

The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me!", she told him earnestly.

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

But she persisted, and finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away an laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him: "How does that feel?"

To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

 

I'll be back for more a bit later today

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