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    Posted: 18 Apr 11 at 12:21pm
Yesterday I couldn't even spell the word 'engineer'. Now I are one!
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The real Engineer has to wash his hands before he goes to the toilet! Wink
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Post Options Post Options   Quote timeintheboat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Apr 11 at 9:00pm
If they are not engineers then they are consultants......
Like some other things - sailing is more enjoyable when you do it with someone else
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As an Engineer myself (an proud to be able to use a captial E) I think that the following quote sums us up:-
 
The Optimist says that the cup is half full
The Pesimist says that the cup is half empty
The Engineer says the cup is twice the size it needs to be
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Post Options Post Options   Quote patj Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Apr 11 at 7:42pm
One of my hates is at New Year everyone sings "for the sake of Auld Lang Syne" when it should be "for Ald Lang Syne" since it means for old times' sake!
 
The other pet hate is engineers - refuse engineers (bin men), sanitary engineers (plumbers) and especially software engineers who are usually salesmen. It derides the real graduate engineers who are clever folk and us software designers/developers who get given the "engineer" label with a derisory sneer.


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P*ssing in the wind?
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Sailing has imposed this lot on the english language although these phrases have the advantage of having actually meant something.
 
Copper-bottomed
Cut and run
Edging forward
Fathom out
Full to the gunwales
Get underway
Give a wide berth
Go by the board
Hand over fist
Hard and fast
High and dry
In the offing
Know the ropes
On your beam ends
Panic stations
Plain sailing
Push the boat out
Shipshape and Bristol fashion
Shake a leg
Shiver my timbers
Slush fund
Taken aback
Tell it to the marines
The bitter end
The cut of your jib
Three sheets to the wind
Tide over
Walk the plank
 
.......any others
 
is there an elephant in the room?
 


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Unnecessesary use of jargon/cliches is the rest of the world getting it's own back on sailors Wink

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Skiffybob Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Apr 11 at 6:39pm
Originally posted by JimC

Damn ******* worthless ****** pretentious business-speak...

Sent off an email to a boxshifter today requesting a quote for 15 servers. What do I get back - a pretty pretty PDF file containing a "Solution Proposal". Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhh. Its a perfectly good language, don't do that to it...

Ye gods, I really have become a grumpy old man haven't I.
 
I'll make sure that next time they title the quote
 
"Price for dumping 15 tin boxes on your doorstep"
 
That make you happier (you grumpy old bu**er)? LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Quote The Moo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Apr 11 at 6:12pm
.......and why do people nowadays feel the need to put an "s" on the end of staff which is already a plural....just because without one it comes up as an error on the spell checker and they can't be arsed to change the spell checker. I see it all the time where I work and it drives me nuts..............
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