I wonder???

Originally posted by headfry Yo, now we are three!

3.5 actually, I half essex

Orange ? ummmmm........ .....ok

Back to the original thread, the chaviest boat.

It would have to be a bit like a Nova SR, quite small, but fully "tuneable" with a bigger engine, a nice bodykit that you can stick on the front, plenty carbon fibre, and some graphics and logos.  It might not be totally legal, and you're gonna see the driver crash a lot whilst trying really impressive manoevres in front his mates.  He'll be dressed in something chavvy like Helly Hansen, almost certainly be wearing a baseball cap, and will sit in the bar and brag about the performance of his ride.  Lastly, he'll have painted it in a really lairy colour like yellow or something.

Oh bugger!!!!

well that doesn't really count because they only have like one brain cell between them

yeh ive seen that. there favourite place near me is either outside the best fish n chips or in the precinct (normaly near woolworths). you never see them alone though. chavs must be conected to each other by some invisible force. some chavs asked me to look for their gold earring in the swimming pool the other day and when i said no they said why and i said because your all chavs and then they all said what did you call my mate mush innit im gona punch ur ed orf or something like it. so i said your all within three feet of me one of you must of heard or do you all need hearing aids. then one of them said stop insultin my mate and i just said go beat up some old laddies for their hearing aids then swam off when they tried to drown me.  i have no sense of self preservation.