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    Posted: 18 Feb 07 at 12:17am
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Only joking BNS


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Originally posted by les5269

you don't know!!! tut tut as a member of this forum your first job should have been to get to know BnS. She is the mummy to all the boys on here, aren't you

 In your case, Les, you might pushing it a bit! (I'm not that old )

 

you can still be my mummy if you want  

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Feb 07 at 10:24am
Originally posted by les5269

you don't know!!! tut tut as a member of this forum your first job should have been to get to know BnS. She is the mummy to all the boys on her, aren't you

 In your case, Les, you might pushing it a bit! (I'm not that old )

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Originally posted by radial179102

BNS, I don't know who you are, but I think you are a genius!!! 

you don't know!!! tut tut as a member of this forum your first job should have been to get to know BnS. She is the mummy to all the boys on here, aren't you

I think we'll forgive you this lapse in etiquette though, as long as you do your 360



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BNS, I don't know who you are, but I think you are a genius!!! 


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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Feb 07 at 8:39pm

This email I've just received ought to be in the "Funny emails" section, but I thought it was particularly topical.

 

  
Subject: Male or Female?
 
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device
if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push
the wrong buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their ass

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed
at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male,
but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just
keeps trying.

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Originally posted by radial179102

Men are hairy, and look silly naked. End of story really...


I think we can all see which side you bat for!!

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Originally posted by radial179102

Men are hairy, and look silly naked. End of story really...

 

I find myself quite beautifull in my birthday suit but would have to agree that men are in generall ugly naked !!!  Although i do consider myself a

Connoisseur

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Merlinboy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Feb 07 at 2:37pm
Originally posted by turnturtle

Originally posted by Villan

Watch out for the chips TT - VERY salty!!

true- but you'll find a lot Maccy D franchises are now following head office policy to not add additional salt from the saltshaker onto the freshly fried chips. 

This whole 'low salt' thing is a real joke, the salt harvesters and distributors are absolutely laughing... government pressure, (if you can call it 'pressure' rather than just whimsical nanny-state clap trap) have given supermarkets with another tool for 'healthy' marketing campaigns- as a result of supermarket commercial power, salt has been reduced in food manufactutring recipes; great! job done- we're all the more healthier as a result....

Except, research has actually found that salt is being added back in at consumer level directly at the table either from retail salt packs in your home or from little sachets in food service outlets- good news for ingredients people- salt sales are up in value-added packaging and down in bulk-commoditised packaging where the margins were sh*t.  Not to mention overall UK consumption of salt has actually increased over the past year as consumers are more liberal with their own dosage rates than a cost-concious food manufacturer!  

Of course, you won't see these statistics in the public domain, as I'm sure the Patricia Hewitt will release very positive info based on some soft statistically survey relating to 'healthiness and well-being'- but I'd rather take the improved sales figures of my food industry couterparts who are selling more salt than they ever used to, as genuine indication of British trends in salt consumption.

p.s. I don't sell salt, in fact I sell a far more expensive product for salt replication in higher end prepared foods if anyone's interested!!!

 

TT, i just spoilt myself with 5 select strips with the cream cheese and chive and spicy bbq sauce, delicious!!!

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