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    Posted: 06 Nov 10 at 9:33pm
drysuit in the freezer over night soaked in water of course, 
freezes up the zip, 
as they panic to get their suit zipped to get to the start during regatta
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putting a laser on top of club house after a few quiet ones
 
condoms in the spinny chute
 
getting the competition steaming drunk and then putting their haylards at the top to the mast when you know its gonna be blowin old boots the next day so they have to climb up whilst on the mooring.
 
fill someones drying drysuit up with water
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bag of nitromors down a laser mast step Evil Smile
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Merlinboy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Nov 10 at 10:18pm
Ask them where there bung is, or mention its out.  They will laugh it off but have to check.

Another one is to tie peoples trapeze adjusters in a knot.  Always a pain.
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SGP at Rutland several years ago a certain pink Hornet woke up to find a blow up sheep hoisted up the mast.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Nov 10 at 6:37pm
Originally posted by G.R.F.

I find it particularly entertaining mooning them as I sail past.. Child that I am.

Even better if the helm's female.
She probably thinks that the old piece of leather you're showing her is part of the sacrificial padding you wear to protect your wetsuit.
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I find it particularly entertaining mooning them as I sail past.. Child that I am.

Even better if the helm's female.


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It's pretty entertaining to  throw part of a shackle onto another boat while racing. Their panic is guaranteed to be hilarious.
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Whilst training, sail alongside another boat, get someone to sail with you, 
sail close to the other boat, they jump off capsizing the other boat making sure it goes turtle then you come back and collect your partner in crime, and watch the unsuspecting victim struggle to pull their boat upright again.

Simple, effective and really annoying 
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How about untying the boom block stopper knot which keeps the mainsheet attached and under tension.  Then watching the helm tighten the mainsheet when launching only to discover that its run through all the blocks and all he has in his hand is the end of the sheet!  (self inflicted and must be amusing to have been watching)

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