Help wanted

haha, couldn't go in that thread after my mother of a post. Think people are scared to post as it just won't be funny in comparison!! 

A man and his wife are woken up by loud banging on their door at 3 o'clock in the morning.


The man gets up and opens the door so see a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push.", he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring with rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Don't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, got dressed, and went out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"


"Yes" comes the answer.


"Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband.


"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.


"Where are you?" asks the husband.






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"Over here ...................... on the swing." replies the drunk.