Time to Rally round a fellow forum traveller...

Praestolor

   With disturbing mental issues..

Our troubled Hero is in crisis, first a violent name change, from the simple yet accurate self description Turn Turtle altered to the absurd "jwlbrace" brand name for some digger manufacturer or surgical assistance company.

Then following some extra marital activity which required extraordinary use of his knees, we hear some damage has occurred that results in limiting his ability to control the worlds finest single hander to date.

This week comes the news that his beloved Chariot of the Gods is on sale and what's worse in his pain addled and confused mental state he is considering total heresy.

I shall not even mention the crafts genre, suffice to say there might well end up being more than one hull supporting our troubled friend.

He needs our help.

Mere hetracil will not suffice, he is in dire need of swift and violent irony, extreme and total sarcasm.

The potential error in his ways needs describing to him.

I have tried in a deep and meaningful personal message setting out his future options as a sailing pikey.

I may not have done enough.

Time to help.

Imagine if it were you considering such an act.

TT needs you now - mid life is beckoning him/her