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    Posted: 26 Apr 10 at 8:47am
Friends..

One of our *number has fallen from the path of true righteousness and
needs our help..

What can we do..

It's a slippery slope to Bandit hell.

The delusion.

The weight gain.

The bearing of false result witness.

Is there no Phantom Fat Camp he could be sent to?

How did TT break the curse?

We need to rally round Merlinboy in his time of crisis.




*Merlinboy having suffered extreme Phantom birthing trauma has now
gone for extreme Phantom sailing trauma and needs your help.
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a counter thread needs to be started, i think
im still young and not going through a mid
life crisis! But it's ok i'll give up before the
nationals and buy an icon
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Merlinboy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Apr 10 at 9:18am
You see Grumpf, a Phantom fits me better now. Not just
because i am pushing 15 stone+ but because i can sail it on
my home waters (Musto Skiff ring any bells)

Anyway at least i know what i am!! You Old b**tards that
have bought 100's need to look at yourselves in the mirror.

A single handed boat with a kite sailed by 50+ somethings.
I bet you are the type of blokes that swig cider from a
can, whilst smoking a roll up wearing kit that was designed
to suit men 30 years your junior.
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MY old pal Bazza at 66 and 15 stone finally gave up the ghost and bought
a Phantom, a once proud windsurfer, since retirement under the cosh of
swmbo the lbs have piled.

Sedentaryness (it's a new word in the Oxford Phantom English dictionary)
has taken a grip. He is now a Grandfather, it's OK for him to wallow about
in a huge tub of epoxy, going off the line in light wind and aiming the
pointy bit straight at the windward mark..

But a young father..

Setting out on lifes trail of parenthood..

What sort of role model is that?

Poor Toby.

"what's your dad like Tobe?"

Oh he's like Tubby the Tuba with a sail.

Now pull yourself together, get down the gym and ring Appollo duck
whilst you're on the treadmill!

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Originally posted by AlexM

a counter thread needs to be started, i think
im still young and not going through a mid
life crisis! But it's ok i'll give up before the
nationals and buy an icon


Alex we can help you..

Start here


Try not painting your nails, it may only be ounces, but it's a start.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote AlexM Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Apr 10 at 10:59pm

Originally posted by G.R.F.

Originally posted by AlexM

a counter thread needs to be started, i think
im still young and not going through a mid
life crisis! But it's ok i'll give up before the
nationals and buy an icon


Alex we can help you..

Start here


Try not painting your nails, it may only be ounces, but it's a start.

Come on..... im sure you could up that by another decade

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