Finally found jimbo the perfect sailboard

I lost an answer which basically went, get a Starboard Phantom, go to Oxford and get them to knock you into shape, and if they don't or can't, get me to come up and give you the run down. Oxford's nearer than Draycote.

I could come up and give y'all one of my 'talks' wot I used to do if there were others vaguely interested.

Oxford used to have a big scene for longboard competition, no idea if it still happens.

I guarantee after a season longboard racing you'll get back in that dinghy of yours and rock.