girls in wetsuits is sexy??

Red? blimey just black just black how many times do we have to tell you lot! The funniest has to be the old school bright yellow and blue ones, with pink stripes - soo retro im sure theres one lying around in the deep dark depths of the cupboard under the stairs at my house ha ha 

Reminds me of a incident with a Jetskier down at the club last year.  He pitches up at the beach with the oldest jetski I have ever seen, in bright red, puts it in the water and spends at least an hour tinkering with it before getting it started. He then dissappears into his suzuki Vitara and comes out in a bright pink full bodied wetsuit affair thats covered in sponsor logos of companies that went bust in 1987 and saunters down to his steed.  By which time, as you can imagine, we're all crying with laughter, any way he starts it up and shoots off like a startled rabbit being dragged along behind his ski somewhere in the direction of the shipping lane.  He eventually lets go somwhere off the middens, its at this point we work out what the tinkering was all about, thats right folks he was disabling the kill cord as he didn't have one, in fact we're not even sure he knew what one was! So we start up the rescue boat to go and get him, we then go and colleect the Jetski off the rocks where its become jammed after doing a sort of whirlygig beetle impression.  What really made it fro me is when one of our youth memebers, who was driving the safety boat, then gives him a right royal bo**ocking on how iresponsible he's been.

I blame E Bay

Nothing wrong with standing out - but i would not choose pink! I used to be like a yellow banana when racing the X-Yacht. At times when squalls came in I was glad I was!

Good point, what were we thinking? I'd like to take this oppotunity to aplogise to the world for a momentary lapse in judgement that will haunt me for the rest of my life, I have the full support of the PM and now consider the matter closed.

 

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Edited by tack'ho

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