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    Posted: 15 Dec 06 at 10:47am
Originally posted by turnturtle

 to Y&Y's fitness article this issue for featuring Jaffa Cakes. 

Particularly liked the '12 pack of Jaffa Cakes' is just right for helm and crew to share between races.

But for those singlehanded sailors out there feeling neglected; don't depair, can I recommend sailing the RS Vareo or Musto Skiff- with the spinnaker onboard, it kinda feels like you're crewing downwind, therefore it's perfectly acceptable to eat all 12 cakes by yourself as you're doing the crew's job too!

This is fine for those with a spin for down wind, but what are those of us with just one sail to do? I don't want the girls sailinf radials to think that I'm fat!
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Impress them by eating a pot of jellied eels, whilst sailing by the lee, skilfully spitting the eel bones over the side.
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TT my dear fellow, welcome to the fold.  The answer is very simple.  Go here www.middle-age-shred.co.uk and meet up with a load of like minded folk, there will be some in your area.  Some have never stopped skating since the 70's and others like myself started again as part of the turning 40 midlife crisis. Sometimes we just book a skatepark for a few hours and have it to ourselves, (the kids can't afford to do that ), but if younger kids do become a pain I find a simple 'F"*$ off nob jockey' normally does the trick.

Be warned the forum contains swearing and sometimes they say nasty things about each other (so you will fit right in).

Glad you appreciate the gayness of rollerblades or 'fruitbooters' as they are affectionately known.

If you are into longboards just get out there an cruise but if you're into ramps then get some pads, it does hurt a bit more than a few years ago.

As for the looking like a tit, well it's just something that I thought you would have learned to live with by now

Me last weekend

 
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Pain is your body's way of telling you you're still alive
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Originally posted by bigwavedave

Pain is your body's way of telling you you're still alive

and not to do it again!!

When you find a big kettle of crazy it's probably best not to stir it - Pointy Haired Boss

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Looking at your 'graze' TT, its doesn't really count, as a slam, I've had bigger carpet burns than that.

Examples of proper slams can be found here.

http://www.slide.com/r/grIuHSnr5z9PqtxhUBPc26CqZKW9fwiS?view =large
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Purleeeeese.... I've just had dinner    

The dislocated elbow's not bad but the broken finger is the worst! 
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Originally posted by turnturtle

fair enough... although those carpet burns Dave... I hope not on your chin fella, don't think you could explain that one to the blokes in the pub.

My chin is safe, I have never been confused.
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Dear Dave,

My better half is due home fro work soon and is expecting to see the bathroom finished  (its been a 5 month overhaul) Unfortunately i have done nothing today and neither do i intend to! what should i say to her?

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Swig some scotch, quick.  When she come home, breathe heavily into her face, burp, fart and say 'any chance of a shag love, I'm gaggin' for it'.

She will say ' no I'm too tired' and go to bed. The bathroom will not be mentioned.
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