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    Posted: 21 Sep 06 at 5:07pm
Originally posted by timnoyce

or... do a centurion with frosty jack. You only have to cope with a shot at a time and within 100 minutes it will taste like pure sunshine dust! 


We havnt managed to obtain enough shot glasses for everyone yet...but thats already planned

The alphabet suggestion is a cracker... will have to try and afford something other than frost' at some point and give that a go...
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is this a sick joke James?
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Dear TT,

Although I have vast knowledge I have no knowledge of non-alcoholic beer

If such a stupid idea were to be invented then it would NEVER be acceptable to order it, why would you want to?

I do hope that this request for help is not a prank.
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Originally posted by turnturtle

dear dave,

is it true cobra are now making non-alcoholic beer?  If so is it ever acceptable to order it?

TT

Who are you? And what have you done with the real TT?

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Dude, I wasn't planning on actually BUYING the boat. Do you know how much debt I'm in?

It's just if you were dead I could adopt it for you, put a mahoosive kite on, and call it the RS TT in your honour. Alas, no luck.



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Sorry TT but for the first time I am completely stumped. 

You mention an area of which I have no knowledge.  I am unaware of any man (real man that is) who has any 'domestic responsibilities'.

If you are refering to that push along thing that sucks up dirt, that lives near the metal flattening out thing, all of which seem to appear from the same part of the house that my meals appear (never go in that room) then I cannot help.

If you are using the term 'domestic responsibilities' as some kind of slang for what is required of you in the marital bed then drop me a pm and I'll direct you to some very educational web sites.

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Originally posted by turnturtle

2) clearing fallen leaves out of the useless patch of grass out of the back of the house (it's useless as it has no rear access, therefore fails to provide adequete boat storage options)

So I take it you can't carry the boat straight through from the front door to the back (on its side obviously) ? I seem to remember this being one of the 'essential criteria' we had when looking at houses. I'm sure the estate agents thought we were mad as badgers. 
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So I take it you can't carry the boat straight through from the front door to the back (on its side obviously) ? I seem to remember this being one of the 'essential criteria' we had when looking at houses. I'm sure the estate agents thought we were mad as badgers. 

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That realy is a good idea a little easyer to do with a cherub than a contender, and I spose if it dosent fit you can just cut the the cherub in half then put it back together again

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 What a waste... You can have my dead squash balls for free; I'll keep the next one that goes pop, just for you

 

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I wonder if your tiller extension is faster and bouncier depending on the colour/number of dots on the ball...



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TT, what you describe is not domestic duties but MANS WORK.

This type of work cannot be rushed, it is all in the planning, and that can take some time. Unfortunately the fairer sex do not understand this and want it all done NOW.

I find that if you explain to the little lady in your life that the preparation is the most important element of said work and you have been preparing to do it for a while now, she will not totally understand (what with it being MANS WORK). So a simple "Oh, don't worry dear, of course you can't fully understand, what with you being a girl and this being MANS WORK" should give you plenty of time to carry on the preparation whilst sailing.

 

yes it has been known to cause a bit of discomfort but just tell yourself that they are screams of joy
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