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    Posted: 19 Jul 06 at 9:56am
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Dear Dave

There are wenches nude sunbathing at the club during the week.  I thought you should know.

Thank you for the advice.  Tomorrow is going to be very hot, so I will take the day off in order to advise the girls on the best way to apply sunscreen.  I shall of course do all those hard to reach bits for them.



Didn't look to me that they needed that much advice Dave, but I'm sure they will be glad of the attention.  I just ignored them, (hoping my feigned disinterest would show how cool I am). 

I'll stop there because I may start saying things we'll all regret.

Anyway, I'm down there this afternoon doing a bit of maintenance and going for a paddle...... and stuff.
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Originally posted by Pierre, who've posted the preceding message as the same time as me,

Black no sugar wrote:

bigwavedave wrote:

turnturtle wrote:
49erGBR735HSC wrote:
Maybe we should have a dear James (TT) thread aswell..............




so Dave should I pretend to hip to keep in with the boys, or feign intelligence?

Feign intelligence, works for me!  You can pretend to be hip all you like, but you are 'only in with the boys' because they think you have a fat wallet and will pay for the drinks, try getting 'in with the girls' it will be much more fun  

Sign of impending old age, Dave...

The girls also think you've got a fat wallet ... they're not after anything else, don't be mistaken!  



Ooooh you can be cutting when you want to be madam !!


 

Thank you, my darling.  I take it as a compliment!  



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Dear Dave

The previous owner of my N12 used lots for none stainless screw and bolts, needless to say there all rusted solid. I want to hunt him/her down and give them a slow and painful death. My family suggest I sould just cut them of and stop moaning what should I do?

 

 



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Originally posted by Black no sugar

The girls also think you've got a fat wallet


Right through the ages of history, different cultures, civilisations, the lot, its been clearly demonstrated that there is nothing else that attracts women quite so fast as a fat wallet...

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TT someone's taken the "p" !!!
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Dear Dave,

Am I wasting my relatively young life by training to be a chartered accountant?
At the moment i'm stuck in an un-air conditioned office auditing an uninteresting client on the hottest day of the year and all i want to do is get out and go sailing.

The only benefit to this farce is that it gives me some pocket money to spend on boats, but i don't know if it is enough if i want to buy a finn as well as having a laser.
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Originally posted by Charlie

Dear Dave,

Am I wasting my relatively young life by training to be a chartered accountant?
At the moment i'm stuck in an un-air conditioned office auditing an uninteresting client on the hottest day of the year and all i want to do is get out and go sailing.

The only benefit to this farce is that it gives me some pocket money to spend on boats, but i don't know if it is enough if i want to buy a finn as well as having a laser.

Having sailed a Finn in the past I can say that you are in the right job if that is what you want to sail.

They cost a bloody fortune (but are worth every penny), so in your job as an accountant you should be able to 'obtain' funds from some of your wealthier clients accounts in order to fund your new purchase.
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Originally posted by foaminatthedeck

Dear Dave

The previous owner of my N12 used lots for none stainless screw and bolts, needless to say there all rusted solid. I want to hunt him/her down and give them a slow and painful death. My family suggest I sould just cut them of and stop moaning what should I do?

Your family are right, to a certain extent.  You should cut off all the rusty non stainless fittings from the N12.  You should also hunt down the scum that sold you the boat in the first place, stuff all the rusty fittings you have cut off the boat into his pockets and then chuck him in the deep end.

A good moan never did anyone any harm.
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Bleed him dry then change accounts before he has a chance to charge you.
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You should be sceptical, when I landed a rather large contract my business account moved 'up to the first floor' met my new business manager for a coffee and a chat then the W@*^£" charged me £25-00 for his time, spotty little oik.

Did you know that there is no law that says you have to have a business account, I now run mine through a personal account and its free

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