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Blobby 
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Joined: 07 May 04 Location: Australia Online Status: Offline Posts: 779 |
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 Topic: Dear DavePosted: 18 Apr 06 at 10:51am |
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and the video camera too please...
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One step forwards, 2 steps back...
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Black no sugar
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Joined: 04 Dec 04 Location: Somewhere between Brighton and Lancing Online Status: Offline Posts: 3941 |
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Posted: 18 Apr 06 at 11:05am |
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Yep you can dig yourself out of a hole, the hard way: start in Redhill and end up in Brisbane!
Eh Blobby?!?... Have you finished with that spade yet? 
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Blobby
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Posted: 18 Apr 06 at 1:12pm |
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not quite - still working on digging the family out of Singapore but come July I might be able to do you a special deal on it if you like...
...mind you starting the journey from France and going via Brighton may lead to some unexpected destinations! |
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Contender 541
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Joined: 05 Dec 05 Location: Burton on Trent Online Status: Offline Posts: 1402 |
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Posted: 23 Jun 06 at 2:51pm |
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Yes - but what is wrong with a fizz cocktail I ask Yes - Reds will do if you want to smell like an ashtray No - unless you ask for her to come over especially in which case if all she wants is a tenner then believe me you have a good deal. BTW it all gets very boring very quickly - I would stay out of the afore mentioned gents club and spend the money on something that will provide lasting entertainment - A Salmonella death durger from the all night death wagon. Fun on the way down and it clears your system of all known toxins on the way out of all orifices a couple of hours later. Death Burgers - The gift that keeps on giving |
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When you find a big kettle of crazy it's probably best not to stir it - Pointy Haired Boss
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Pierre
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Joined: 15 Mar 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1532 |
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Posted: 23 Jun 06 at 3:59pm |
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I probably lack BWD's nouse, suave approach and experience in these matters, but beer, Marlboro, and getting them to dance in the middle of a group of you is most cost effective.
Don't use a credit card........ Cash only. Have a bit of a chat to the girls, and if you're cool they'll see you right. If you arse around you will be stung. Mind you, last time I did this for business, a 4 figure sum had to be retieved from expenses so what the hell do I know. Just be cool and enjoy the view. Great places to learn an eastern european language as well. |
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bigwavedave
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Joined: 04 Jun 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 944 |
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Posted: 23 Jun 06 at 5:00pm |
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Ok, Pierre obviously goes to these sort of establishments lots more than he admits to. I go as much as possible. Some have house rules printed on the door, well worth a read. DO NOT TOUCH, those bouncers know how to scrap, they are not your typical night club nobs. Beer and Marlboro are good, if you start drinking poofy drinks and try to look wealthy you will get fleeced, a large cigar in your mouth will just make you look like that famous film star, Lassie (having a sh*t). Silk Cut will just make you look gay, which is not a good idea in Brighton. As Pierre said CASH ONLY. No you are not obliged to stick anything in their thong, or anything else anywhere else. Just stand there, letch, enjoy, let others spend their money. Remember no matter how pi$$ed you get, those girls, despite what they say do not fancy you. You will not get a shag out of it. Enjoy your real kebab at the end of the night. Most of those sort of clubs in Brighton are poor imitations of the real thing. If you fancy a trip to the real deal sometime then send me a PM. Hey maybe we could have a forum gathering........
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timnoyce
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Posted: 23 Jun 06 at 5:13pm |
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I'm in.... |
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BEARFOOT DESIGN
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Strawberry
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Joined: 21 Jun 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1337 |
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Posted: 23 Jun 06 at 5:15pm |
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I'm guessing camera phones are out the question??
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Cherub 2649 "Dangerous Strawberry
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bigwavedave
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Posted: 23 Jun 06 at 5:24pm |
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Oh yes, saw a guy get ejected when he pretended to make a call, I think it probably hurt when he had the phone removed |
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bigwavedave
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Posted: 23 Jun 06 at 5:26pm |
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Excellent |
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