Another What Boat Thread

Don't think once we've dialed it we wont be over there to whoop your ass
again and return things to the status quo.

Dinghy sailing is for old people, since you deteriorated quicker than the
rest of us (Inbreds generally do) we were not surprised to see you back in
a boat.

Once I've got this nailed, and have a bit of autopilot skill juggling that
wobbly thing at the back and having to hang off a wire with no boom I
will return and deal y'all Musto wobblies the lesson in sailing you so badly
need.

We'd love you to come over and demonstrate your beach start in a
S.Wstrly, and yes the Varne Dash thing is made for you, I might just get
my buttless chaps out specially for shaking my hairy ass in your face as I
kite jump over you.

Originally posted by Graemef Kite surfers I am a Kite Surfer, have been for 6 years. Nothing a kite can do, other than jump a bit higher Than a board can do faster. Up wind down wind any which way you like. Kiting is still young, but developing at a tremendous rate. The kites are becoming more efficient by the year, but just as the average windsurfer who sails a short board wouldn't have a clue about rounding the cans, neither have kitesurfers, they, in the evolutionary scale, are way down the food chain with the cats and certain Musto Skiff riders.

 

Just go away will you.  No-one likes you....

Sten:

Originally posted by sten 6 races 5 to count . 6 different classes 10 of each, to level any differences in a class the competitors from the other dicipline choose there boat/board first. Race format to suit class. for dinghys Finn as most boardys couldnt pull the sail in, A cat to keep Hector happy but I guess no one will lend one, MPS cos I want to play. formula boards look cool for doors I guess all boards will be sinkers for me. To make getting the boats/boards easier the races could be at different venues / days where they already have the equipment.

 

Any cat; most boardys could not pull anything in.....

 

 

Well fools, thanks to some kids of 16 and a halfwit called Jardine.

You've got your wish.


I'm gone away.


Byee

A halfwit? A half more than usual - thanks for the complement. We've got a lot of space on our new server but I'm glad that you're not going to waste any more of it.

Yep, they went missing.