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    Posted: 22 Mar 09 at 5:09am
I have been given the most difficult of challenges i have to ask an absolute hunny out using lyrics from an 80's tune HELP PLEASE
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easy mate!

Try The Smiths, Reel Around the Fountain

http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk/songs/the-smiths/bbc-sessions/ree l-around-the-fountain-bbc.php
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The Chicken Song by the Spitting Image crew

If you can pull her using these lyrics you can do anything!


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Go for something  bit different

The Jam

Feel is a word I can't explain
At least not in words that are plain
Make it easy to express
But I'll try to do my best
To hit you where it counts
I just want to build up
A solid bond in your heart

I'm fuelled by the idea
That this world was made to share
But it never seems to work out
And all we seem to share
Is doubt and misery
Please let me try to build
A solid bond in your heart heart

I just want to build up
A solid bond in your heart heart
It's what's missing from this life
And the trust you need to ignite
Any dream worth holding dear
When that dream is so near

You gotta try and try to get it back
Push it to the limit and build
A solid bond in your heart

 

If that doesn't work then get her pi$$ed. And remember act FAST

Face - drooping on one side

Arms - unable to raise arms above head

Speech - speech is all slurred

Time - to get her knickers off the rohipnol has kicked in

 

 

 



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I change my clothes ten times
Before I take you on a date
I get the heebie-jeebies, and my panic makes me late
I break into a cold sweat reaching for the phone
I let it ring twice before
I chicken out and decide you're not at home

Does everyone stare the way I do?
I only stare this way at you

I never noticed the size of my feet
'Til I kicked you in the shins
Will you ever forgive me for the shape I'm in
For the shape I'm in

Does everyone stare the way I do?
I only stare this way at you

I'm gonna write you a sonnet but I don't know where to start
I'm so used to laughing at the things in my heart
Last of all I'm sorry 'cos you never asked for this
I can see I'm not your type and my shots will always miss, always miss

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The 80s was the decade of CHEESE, so go for the cheese factor:
Not an 80s song, but used in an 80s film:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQtGZKdW0Xc

or how about this:

Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" by Starship
Let 'em say we're crazy, what do they know
Put your arms around me, baby, don't ever let go
Let the world around us just fall apart
Baby we can make it if we're heart to heart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IojL1-1CTcc

Lots more ideas here:
http://www.inthe80s.com/
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Its got to be a Top Gun moment, go with righteous brothers!!
Out of curiosity, who the hell set you that challenge?

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excelent thakyou all very much I think I might be getting lucky with those I am pretty sure i'll use the starship lyrics.

It was the lass her self that set the challenge i think it's a good one?
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You could also try the direct approach, something along the lines of  'Oi wanna get ruined?'
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You could always buy her some red shoes and then say 'Lets Dance' to her.

 
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