Useless facts of the day...

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

I know the donald duck one is true becuase I have a Finnish friend who confirmed it.

i've sort of heard it before as well. didn't think it was true though

Did you know?

Bob Miller designed the Contender in 1967  and was so ashamed of himself he had to change his name.

(not true, but I'm only stirring.. After all, Contender sailors are probably as easy to wind up as Cherub sailors, eh Carshalton?)

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

President Roosevelt once said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

There is no theory of evolution. Only a list of species Chuck Norris allows to live.

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything