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    Posted: 30 Jan 06 at 5:43pm
Originally posted by bigwavedave

Serious issue? are you sure?

Fleeting raves are good.  It is better to race in a fleet.

You will enjoy the open meetings, being the only bird there ( and a French one) ther will be plenty of guys to rig your boat, and help pack it away for you. For a better response unhitch the boat near the most desperate looking bloke, he will do anything to help. If the most desperate looking bloke is your husband (which is quite probable) then go to the one you fancy the most (not your husband) and ask him, "could you put it up for me please" when he smiles broadly hand him your mast.

baby sitters, I know nothing about them, my wife stays in and looks after our daughter while I go out.

Dave,  you are getting lazy - that post could have been packed full of Finbar Saunders' finest ...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote bigwavedave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Jan 06 at 6:56pm

Well I don't want to become too predictable, and I've had a very busy day.

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Rob.e Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Jan 06 at 8:41pm

'ere, wots going on? I told a guy at work to look at your avatar(BWD), and it was some karate kick or summat! Now I come home and they're back! Does it come out different on a mac?

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Jan 06 at 8:57pm
Nah it's the same here. I get the high-kick chick on my PC and Contender443 gets the real thing on his laptop. What I've done to view Dave's bouncing twin orbs in all their beauty is to Copy the image URL (right-click delicately on the boobs, select Properties in the drop-down menu, highlight the address and press CtrlC) then Paste it in a new window. Kill all browsers then open the forum again. Somehow, this operation refreshes my system (must be a cache somewhere ) but it's a pain so, if I get the high-kick chick, I keep her!
On the other hand, you might feel more compelled than I am to watch Dave's avatar
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Rob.e Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Jan 06 at 9:38pm
I hardly notice myself, it was for a friend
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Don't know what happened but I think normal service should now be resumed.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote bigwavedave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Feb 06 at 8:09pm

BEWARE, I have been caught out by this.

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

 

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that is great!!! good advice.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote mike ellis Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Feb 06 at 7:08pm
v funi. as always sound advice frm dave. combining comedy with serious advice is a great skill .

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Post Options Post Options   Quote bigwavedave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Feb 06 at 4:17pm
Its not funny when you wake up in the morning next to it and its even worse with a ten pint hangover!
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