Face to a name!

Everyone would rather be bald

ahahahahahahahahahaha!

"thousands of Mother's and Father's"

*Edit* In my haste, I missed "pionerring", arrgh.

Obviously, this advert is aimed at people who are so blind they can't read properly and they cannot recognise the graceful, subtle beauty of a child with copper hair gleaming in the sunset, her white porcelain skin, immune to the vulgar blowtorch booth tan seen with many wags, punctuated with russet freckles scattered on the most tender places of her face, her blue eyes sparkling with all the innocent mischief her six years of age can muster. 

Under all the startling fragile beauty of the child, there's a razor sharp mind, a wicked sense of humour and a will of iron that forebears interesting times when she becomes a teenager.

My little one is a gingertop. She's beautiful. So watch what you're saying or I'll send her down on you!

(I have delete lengthy blanks, written equivalent of the Butlins' Red Coat pregnant pause, poised for cheap laughter)

Originally posted by G.R.F Or they'd give you a license to breed (I told you not to take it the wrong way )

 Not taken the wrong way at all, I was thinking the same about you!

Well, I wasn't wondering about your age, knowing from your previous posts you had to venerable privilege of getting towards potential grandfatherhood.

It's more the breeding I was surprised about - the breadknife probably has unending supply of abnegation and benevolence!

PS. Buddy looks like a big softie, and they say dogs look like their owners...