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    Posted: 03 Feb 11 at 5:49pm
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
 
Where do you find these things...
12ft Skiff - Gordon Keeble and the Furry Fly-by
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Originally posted by jwlbrace

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To revive an all too old and forgotten thread....

Dear Dave
The current Mrs C-541 is toddling off to the uneducated, inbread, xenophobes across the pond for a couple of weeks
Unfortunatly for me I have a knee problem that is just not getting any better (and the insurance bods are dragging their arses)
So my question for the all knowing and all seeing BWD is what to do with myself when all there appears to be is the opportunity for Rugby and beer?
 
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That list is wrong. Natasha Kaplinsky is well worth a squirt.
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Christ Steve, that list looks like my Top 10 favourite birds!!  Part from Jordon.
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Originally posted by Merlinboy

Dear Dave,

I have a problem, i seem to have a bit of a thing for Gillian Mckeith!  No one seems to understand!  Do i ring the SDA phone number as suggested by Jimbo, Chemically castrate myself, or just use 2 bricks?

 

Please help i feel so dirty and backward!

Hope you haven't seen this Merlinboy! Look who's number 7.

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I see you've mastered the use of the copy/paste function on your computer
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Most definitely, but it made me chuckle so thought it worth sharing.
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Dear Hengst,

You could easily repair the cracks yourself. However, the smell of the resin may make your wife feel a bit ill.

Next weekend I am taking her up the estuary . That would be the best time for any repairs.

 

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Dear Hengst
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Hengest Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Oct 09 at 6:26pm

Dear Dave,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them.."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind the boat, that I noticed some hairline cracks in my gelcoat, right were the hull meets the transom of my boat.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the boat into the yard for repairs?


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