New Posts New Posts RSS Feed: Dear Dave
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Register Register  Login Login

Dear Dave
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <1 7172737475 77>
Author
  Share Topic Share Topic  Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
Merlinboy View Drop Down
Really should get out more
Really should get out more


Joined: 03 Jul 06
Location: United Kingdom
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 3169 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Merlinboy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Topic: Dear Dave
    Posted: 20 Jul 09 at 5:59pm
Originally posted by bigwavedave

The reason no one understands is that no one else has a thing for the ugly bint.

I have heard though that you do only have a 'bit of a thing' so you are of no interest to Gillian.

Two bricks.

Hope that helps

 

TT, you promised not tell anyone about that!!!!!!!  I thought the expression what goes on in the showers at draycote stays in the showers!!!

Back to Top
Inland sea View Drop Down
Far too distracted from work
Far too distracted from work
Avatar

Joined: 19 Jul 07
Location: Rugby
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 290 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Inland sea Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jul 09 at 11:06pm
Originally posted by turnturtle

Russ I think you're confusing me with Inland Sea... you
will recall I was showered, changed and on the ale a long
time before you hardy lads were off the water.

Anyway, I heard that they asked you to bring your own soap
next time merlinboy...


WOOOOAAA there Jimbo don't drag me into this Gilianism
RS300 426 18' SkiffTango Musto 051
B14 644
Back to Top
winging it View Drop Down
Really should get out more
Really should get out more
Avatar

Joined: 22 Mar 07
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 3958 		Post Options Post Options   Quote winging it Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Jul 09 at 10:37am
dear Dave and chaps,

You will be pleased to know I have saved myself the trouble of going to Denmark by cleverly getting my car stolen and then contracting swine flu (so unfair for a committed vegetarible) so I need not worry about the diet and training etc for now.

I am now preparing my competition schedule for the next few months.  Clearly I need several weeks to recover from said flu, so shouldn't risk dieting until about the middle of September.  The nationals start on the 19th but they are in sunny Mudeford where I'm told fat is fast, so they don't count.

After that I am persuading her indoors she wants to go to the Gold Coast for the worlds in Brisbane, but they start just after Crimbo!  What am I to do?  Presumably if I go to oz for christmas they only have barbie and beer at xmas anyway, so I could just focus on salad.....

any hints?

by the way dave, looking forward to the show tonight!


Edited by winging it
the same, but different...

Back to Top
Hengest View Drop Down
Groupie
Groupie
Avatar

Joined: 05 Jun 06
Location: United Kingdom
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 77 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Hengest Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Oct 09 at 6:26pm

Dear Dave,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them.."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind the boat, that I noticed some hairline cracks in my gelcoat, right were the hull meets the transom of my boat.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the boat into the yard for repairs?
Back to Top
alstorer View Drop Down
Really should get out more
Really should get out more
Avatar

Joined: 02 Aug 07
Location: Cambridge
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 2899 		Post Options Post Options   Quote alstorer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Oct 09 at 6:37pm
Dear Hengst
I see you've mastered the use of the copy/paste function on your computer
Yours,
Al
-_
Al
Back to Top
bigwavedave View Drop Down
Really should get out more
Really should get out more
Avatar

Joined: 04 Jun 04
Location: United Kingdom
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 944 		Post Options Post Options   Quote bigwavedave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Oct 09 at 7:37pm

Dear Hengst,

You could easily repair the cracks yourself. However, the smell of the resin may make your wife feel a bit ill.

Next weekend I am taking her up the estuary . That would be the best time for any repairs.

 

Dave
Back to Top
Hengest View Drop Down
Groupie
Groupie
Avatar

Joined: 05 Jun 06
Location: United Kingdom
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 77 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Hengest Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Oct 09 at 8:48am
Originally posted by alstorer

Dear Hengst
I see you've mastered the use of the copy/paste function on your computer
Yours,
Al


Most definitely, but it made me chuckle so thought it worth sharing.
Back to Top
Steve411 View Drop Down
Really should get out more
Really should get out more
Avatar

Joined: 09 Sep 08
Location: Cheddar, Somerset, England
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 705 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Steve411 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Jan 10 at 4:41pm
Originally posted by Merlinboy

Dear Dave,

I have a problem, i seem to have a bit of a thing for Gillian Mckeith!  No one seems to understand!  Do i ring the SDA phone number as suggested by Jimbo, Chemically castrate myself, or just use 2 bricks?

 

Please help i feel so dirty and backward!

Hope you haven't seen this Merlinboy! Look who's number 7.

http://msnukentertainment.spaces.live.com/
Steve B
RS300 411

RS300 page
Back to Top
Merlinboy View Drop Down
Really should get out more
Really should get out more


Joined: 03 Jul 06
Location: United Kingdom
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 3169 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Merlinboy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Jan 10 at 4:58pm
Christ Steve, that list looks like my Top 10 favourite birds!!  Part from Jordon.
Back to Top
bigwavedave View Drop Down
Really should get out more
Really should get out more
Avatar

Joined: 04 Jun 04
Location: United Kingdom
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 944 		Post Options Post Options   Quote bigwavedave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Jan 10 at 6:54pm
That list is wrong. Natasha Kaplinsky is well worth a squirt.
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <1 7172737475 77>

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Bulletin Board Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 9.665y
Copyright ©2001-2010 Web Wiz
Change your personal settings, or read our privacy policy