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    Posted: 04 Aug 05 at 11:19pm

Hi everyone.  I'm looking for a new crew after i fell out with my last one.  I have a few choices to fill my last crew.

Well my first choice was going to be a monkey but i decided this wouldn't be a good choice.  Mainly because there would be constant monkey noise and there wouldn't be much of a height advantage.  I also thought about a gorilla but i heard they can be quite vicious especially after a drunk or two.  Now a bear.  That would be a good choice i reckon, they cam swim, they're strong and they have the weight.  Maybe too much weight.  Wouldn't it be great on a start line.  Anyone tries to get inside and i'll set the bear on them.  (Ok it would be kinda illegal but no one would argue with you would they)

If you know of any other animals that would be good in a boat please tell me

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Post Options Post Options   Quote speedy gonally Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Aug 05 at 11:29pm
Hey i just saw the crew i needed on a topic called "Crazy boats for crazy people..."
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How about an albatross, they can flap their wings and give you lots of wind.

Or how about a walruss?

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dolphin - sail single-handed n the dolphin swims underneath pushing...

(u really lookin 4 a crew? wot boat u sail?)
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Try an octopus, enough arms to do everything, while you make tactical decisions and enjoy the ride.

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Brazilizan Tapir....that is all
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Aug 05 at 7:21am
Originally posted by chucktheskiffie

Brazilian Tapir....that is all
Why?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Skiffe Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Aug 05 at 11:25am

an orangutan

long arms

funny face

and has a great right hook

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Post Options Post Options   Quote stuarthop Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Aug 05 at 9:03pm
 i had a gorrilla untill he hit me round the head with the spinni pole for catching him with the boom

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