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What's the meaning of life? and don't do a hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy thingy!

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Dear dave

i have been looking for a girlfriend who can sail for ages and havent had much luck so far and as you are a welth of knolage can i have a couple of tips!!  lukey

 

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Originally posted by 49erGBR735HSC

Dear Dave

What's the meaning of life? and don't do a hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy thingy!

I would not dream of doing a hitch hikers thingy, I only provide REAL solutions.

In answer to your query

Lager, kebabs and jellied eels. 

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No women or sailing then????
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Dear dave

i have been looking for a girlfriend who can sail for ages and havent had much luck so far and as you are a welth of knolage can i have a couple of tips!!  lukey

No No No, lukey dear boy.

You do not want a girlfriend who sails, it will only spoil your weekend.  What you want is a girlfriend who likes to cook, wash, clean and attend to any other needs you may have (if you know what I mean).

This type of bird can be found at most clubs and bars. Tell then that you can't see them at the weekend because you are spending it on your boat.  They will be very impressed and think that you are minted, so best leave out the stratos with your mum bit.

How do you attract them?  Well I find that they come up to me most of the time.

Don't look too hard. And with your spelling best not write anything to them.

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Originally posted by 49erGBR735HSC

No women or sailing then????

Not tonight no. You will discover, when you are as wise as me, that the meaning of life changes on a regular basis.  But as that great sporting ambassador George Best said when asked what he did with his money " most of it was spent on loose women, fast cars and booze, the rest I wasted"

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cheers dave!!  unfortunatly i am a bit to young to get into clubs!!   so any more tips?  lol 

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Originally posted by carshalton fc

cheers dave!!  unfortunatly i am a bit to young to get into clubs!!   so any more tips?  lol 

There is a club in Crawley that has under 18's nights, so there must be one in your neck of the woods.  But do look on the bright side, you won't get arrested hanging about the six form college or school gates!

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yer but they dont serve drinks!!   thanks 4 the advice tho!!
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Well drink before you get there then
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