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Originally posted by 49erGBR735HSC

Sorry Dave, got plenty of friends who are women.........

Getting a bit serious aren't we!

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 Mind you, you could be right, all they do is moan when they get drunk and make it look like they are your girlfriend.......... I'll take it back, your probably right
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Sorry Phil I forgot to give you the lottery numbers. 

However i do not think that my talents should be used for shallow capital gain. But seeing as you are a long standing member of the forum i will give you a clue. Pick six of the following

1, 2, 3 ,4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 ,13 ,14 ,15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49.

Hope this helps.

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Originally posted by 49erGBR735HSC

 Mind you, you could be right, all they do is moan when they get drunk and make it look like they are your girlfriend.......... I'll take it back, your probably right

Thank you.  the mystical all seeing all knowing bigwavedave is never wrong!

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Dave, you deserve a knighthood
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thanks dave, what a godsend, I was thinking of picking 84, 73, 55, 91, 95, and 104 but i think i'm gonna be winning big this saturday now, I'll get you a pint when the cheque arrives. 

On the subject of men and women being friends, a wise man once told me women are allowed to be "just good friends" with a man (especially after they dump one), but men can only ever be letches, under-the-thumb, or gay. 

FLAT IS FAST!
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Yes, quite correct. I taught that wise man all he knows.

Don't let the side down Phil, be a letch. For every 563 that tell you to stop oggling one will take it as a compliment, and bingo you've pulled.

I look forward to that pint.

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Dear Dave,  do find it difficult to fight off the women due to a superior physique not generally available to other males.  What tips do you have for me to address this problem?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote bigwavedave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 May 05 at 8:11pm

I can empathise with your problem Pierre.

You have only two options.

Give in to them all and spoil those lucky, lucky ladies.

Drink too much, eat lots of kebabs with onions and chilli sauce, only bath/shower on a bank holiday, only shave on a new moon, moisturise your skin daily with beef dripping.

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 May 05 at 9:46pm

Dear Dave,

The depth of your wisdom astounds me.

A good friend of mine (nothing more ) has made a heart-wrenching decision: his van came to an abrupt and final stop last week and he decided to buy a new(er) van rather than a boat!
Now, this man of exquisite taste has set his heart on a Contender.
I also have to mention that he is a self-effacing, caring, refined gentleman who puts lots of time and energy into helping others. Here is my question: do you think he'd object if grateful forum readers kindly made a small donation towards a new(er) boat...? 

(to give you an idea of price, my local Contender sailor shouts from the sitting-room that you can get a good second-hand for 2,500 - There are over 1,500 members on the forum. That's not even 2 quid each.... Such a great man deserves at least that! )

 

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