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Dear Dave

I'm wondering since my girlfriend has blonde bits in her hair if the blonde effect is wearing off on me. Should I get her to dye her hair to help me not have any blonde moments. Or should I dye my hair so that I've got an excuse......

Your advice is much appreciated.



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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Jun 05 at 3:01pm

Dear Dave,

I know for a fact you're a eminent expert on hairstyles.
I am a blonde and use it extensively as an excuse for the little  ooops moments that everyone experiences in their life. When I say "Ooops, sorry, but I am a blonde!" people tell me to "Cut it out!"

Do they want me to shave my head?

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Spot192 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Jun 05 at 3:42pm
think from experience i can also help you a bit! never ever cut your blonde hair out! did that once and then you donīt have any excuse when you do stupid things!
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Dear Dave, people that I talk to on here keep filling up their PM inbox so I cant reply, I dont want to sound like im ignoring them but... What do I do?

Go to msn or as dennis so eloquently put it, stop talking so much, ie shut up for a bit.

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Originally posted by 49erGBR735HSC

Dear Dave

I'm wondering since my girlfriend has blonde bits in her hair if the blonde effect is wearing off on me. Should I get her to dye her hair to help me not have any blonde moments. Or should I dye my hair so that I've got an excuse......

Your advice is much appreciated.

well my wife has grey bits in her hair and now I am getting grey bits in mine , so you are right to be worried.

The blond bits your bird has are obviously her roots comming through.  She has tricked you into thinking she is brunet and therefore intelligent. She is obviously quite a naughty little thing.  Tell her that you know of her sordid little secret and demand serious compensation ( I am sure you know what I mean).  If she denies your claims then dump her.

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Originally posted by Black no sugar

Dear Dave,

I know for a fact you're a eminent expert on hairstyles.
I am a blonde and use it extensively as an excuse for the little  ooops moments that everyone experiences in their life. When I say "Ooops, sorry, but I am a blonde!" people tell me to "Cut it out!"

Do they want me to shave my head?

Yes get the clippers out.

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Dear dave

i always finish exams in about half the time and always have about 1 hour left to go!   i have tried drawing but this is good if there is spare pages and today i counted the tiles on the ceiling!!  please help i have a english exam tomurow morning!!  lukey

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Dear dave

i always finish exams in about half the time and always have about 1 hour left to go!   i have tried drawing but this is good if there is spare pages and today i counted the tiles on the ceiling!!  please help i have a english exam tomurow morning!!  lukey

You are finishing your exams in half the time because you are only doing half the questions.

The drawing will help in your art exam, and well done for counting the tiles, no doubt your maths will improve.

You have no hope in your english exam, your spelling is just too bad.  Don't bother with it, you can speak the lingo so no need to prove it by an exam.  Have a lie in instead.



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Post Options Post Options   Quote carshalton fc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Jun 05 at 5:14pm
yer good advice but a lie in wont get me the grades i need for a boat!!  
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Dear Dave, maybe its my young mind, or maybe my bad understanding of english(of which i also have the exam tomorrow) but how do grades = boats?

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