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Post Options Post Options   Quote Pierre Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Jun 05 at 5:23pm

Originally posted by bigwavedave

Well drink before you get there then

Lord knows the rest of Crawley does......

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Jun 05 at 9:51am

Dear Dave,


A friend is having trouble with his system. Last year he Upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which he'd used for Years without any trouble.
However, apparently there are conflicts between these two Systems and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off.
But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as:
Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playstation 2.0.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 Had many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 3.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0 again, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware.
Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover to his dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0.
However, whilst 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000 plus GreatMealsOnTable {although only guaranteed for a limited period}.
But imagine my friend's disappointment on discovering Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically stored in Wife Hard Drive and cannot be deleted - they then resurface months (or years) later.
Wife 1.0 also automatically runs Ultra STROP and WHINGE.zip and no option on the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself.

The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop Browser.Pro for new attachments - Hairstyle Express needs to be reinstalled every week.
Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off. Recently he's been tempted to try the Mistress 2000 add-on, but there could be problems. If Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000, it will delete all Money files before un-installing itself in a hidden folder.
Any ideas?

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Post Options Post Options   Quote bigwavedave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Jun 05 at 6:32pm

Yet another easy one.  You start by saying this person is a friend of yours.  Simply dump him as a friend and the problem will go away.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote bigwavedave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jun 05 at 7:01pm

This is very serious. Please watch it all the way through. 

http://www.rachelgetsfruity.com/flash.html

 

 

 

(I now check every fifteen minutes)

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jun 05 at 10:17pm

A PLUM!!! and a big one!!! She's such a shameless flatterer...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote KnightMare Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jun 05 at 11:01pm

Dear Dave, people that I talk to on here keep filling up their PM inbox so I cant reply, I dont want to sound like im ignoring them but... What do I do?

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Even I know that one, just stop talking to people............ or empty your PM inbox
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Post Options Post Options   Quote carshalton fc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Jun 05 at 10:24am
no i think pippa means that other people dont delete there pm's!!  lol  i have got used to read in things a couple of times with exams!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote 49erGBR735HSC Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Jun 05 at 11:52am
Scary stuff, I think I had a temporary blonde moment on my previous comment....
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Post Options Post Options   Quote carshalton fc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Jun 05 at 11:54am
yer!!   blonde of the day goes to dennis!!
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